THE DECK of WEASELS

Diamonds (Leftist American Politicians):
Howard Dean (2), Rep. Jim Moran (3), Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (4), Rep. Dennis Kucinich (5), Ramsey Clark (6), Rep. Marcey Kaptur (7), Sen. Patty Murray (8), Rep. Pete Stark (9), Rep. Charlie Rangel (10), Rep. Jim McDermott (Jack), Rep. Nancy Pelosi (Queen), Sen. Ted Kennedy (King), Sen. Robert Byrd (Ace).

Hearts (Hollywood Idiots):
Jessica Lange (2), Ed Asner (3), George Clooney (4), Woody Harrelson (5), Natalie Maines (6), Janeane Garofalo (7), Sean Penn (8), Tim Robbins (9), Susan Sarandon (10), Chrissie Hynde (Jack), Barbra Streisand (Queen), Michael Moore (King), Martin Sheen (Ace).

Clubs (Marxist Media Members):
Harry Belafonte (2), Ted Turner (3), Jane Fonda (4), Walter Cronkite (5), Leslie Stahl (6), Robert Scheer (7), Mary McCrory (8), Helen Thomas (9), Peter Arnett (10), Bill Moyers (Jack), Katie Couric (Queen), Gore Vidal (King), Dan Rather (Ace).

Spades (Anti-American Foreign Leaders):
Kim Jong-Il (2), Fidel Castro (3), Hugo Chavez (4), Moammar Gadhafi (5), Ali Khamenei (6), Bashar al-Assad (7), Hans Blix (8), Gerhard Schroeder (9), Vladimir Putin (10), Kofi Annan (Jack), Jean Chretian (Queen), Vicente Fox (King), Jacques Chirac (Ace).

Jokers:
Jesse Jackson (Red), Jimmy Carter (Black).